To whom it may concern,
Stop asking us to send you nudes,
Stop sending us unsolicited images of your ASHY nether regions,
And most importantly, stop asking us to come over and “Netflix & chill.”
“Hey, you still up? Send nudes”
If you’ve ever wondered what the surest way to make a girl lose interest in you is, text her, “send nudes” at 2 am; girls love it when you talk dirty to them! Don’t we, ladies? If you haven’t picked up on my sarcasm, you are in the right place, so let’s get started.
Don’t get me wrong; I have nothing against boudoir shoots; I just do not appreciate it when risqué pictures are demanded of me only to be ignored when I CHOOSE NOT TO comply. Why are you so entitled to women’s bodies? If a woman does not offer, please do not ask. She isn’t shy; she simply does not want to.
Whenever you get the urge to press send on a “send nudes” text, don’t do it. Don’t be brave.
Grossed out at some dude persistently asking me for nudes, how many times do I need to say no?!
— cHAHAHAHAHAHArley (@ch4aralaarr) May 9, 2021
*Peter has sent an image*
As for you lot that decide to show us your joysticks unprovoked, what gave you the impression that was a good idea? You need to get your sexual appetite under control. Your kundende has no business being on display; I know no one has ever told you this, but that is probably your least flattering feature.
I’m sorry, but today I’m calling all of you out. It’s the nerve for me, the audacity, the gall; it’s mind-boggling really, now would be a great time to start reevaluating your life choices.
next time you girls get an unsolicited dick pic, convert it into an NFT. the only way that guy can delete it is by buying it from you…
you go girl, make them pay
— pawan (@pawukhandelwal) May 17, 2021
“Wanna Netflix and chill tonight?”
To all my beautiful ladies, when he asks you to come over after midnight to “chill,” sis, you ain’t no dummy; don’t do it unless you’re looking to have your guts rearranged.
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For the men reading this that believe #NotAllMen, okay, but how does your hashtag fix the problem? Now that you’ve made your position clear, will men I barely even know stop asking me to send them nudes? Will men stop asking us to come over and act out movies with them rather than watch them? Will we stop getting unsolicited pictures of your one-eyed reptiles?
#NotAllMen but every single woman related to this.
#NotAllMen but I don’t see you correcting your friends’ questionable behavior…but none of you are ready to talk about that.
Some of you are connoisseurs of emotional blackmail, and I’m tired of it. If we don’t provide you with eye candy, you move on to someone who will parade their derriere to you in ten different locations. If we don’t come over for Netflix or ramen, you ghost us until you are bored again; honestly, just stop.
To the women who keep falling for the same guy and expecting different results, he treats you like the dirt under his shoe because that’s all you’ve ever been. Fire that dude when he isn’t acting right unless you enjoy being his bit on the side; then, by all means, it’s been a while since I’ve seen a clown in real life.
To the women who get cajoled into sending these men what they want, male attention isn’t an achievement, sweety. Your existence should not be based on how desirable men find you. Imagine contorting your body like an acrobat for someone who only gives you attention when he wants content for his spank bank.
Dear men, if you feel like you’re being attacked, then you haven’t understood what I’m trying to do today; just because you don’t ask for nudes doesn’t mean it doesn’t happen. Just because you respect women doesn’t mean they don’t get disrespected. You don’t have to agree with me but making a conscious decision to disagree with me goes to show you’re not ready to climb off that high horse you sit on.
Dear ladies, we are not giving thirsty men attention in 2021; LET THEM STARVE! I plead with you, stop bending over backwards for males who treat you like a sexual ornament.
Sooooo, what did we learn today?
- Women are not arts and crafts projects at an exhibition.
- A woman is not a catalyst for your pleasure!
“Remind that boy your body is not his home, he is a guest warn him to never outstep his welcome again” – Rupi Kaur.